how about a half day?

half-day

How about a day off and a weekend in DC! That’s where I’m going tomorrow. Catch you on the flip side.

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memphis traffic makes me crazy

Sometimes Memphis drivers make me crazy. Today I was running a little late because I had to drop Elek off at daycare in the morning. I got onto I-240 behind the slowest people on the face of the earth. Finally, I was able to change lanes and gain some speed so I’m going as fast as the other cars when this jackass who was in the left lane drifts on over into my lane, no blinker of course, literally seven feet from my car. It made me want to do the following to his car: (or take some thermite to it)

parking

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there is no santa claus, there is no god comic

This gave me a good laugh.

santagod

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superuseless superpowers

I ran across superuseless.blogspot.com today. I love it!

Left-side Levitation

With this amazingly useless power, only half of you can levitate. Which means the other half acts as an anchor. As an added un-bonus, cabs are constantly stopping for you whenever you engage your powers on the street. And as we all know, being yelled at by angry cabbies eventually leads to depression. And emo.

13th Bullet Bulletproof

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.

via superuseless superpowers.

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