bonus music monday – the lonely island – on a boat (feat t-pain)

I love these guys. 🙂 NSFW language!

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super porn sunday! porn interrupts comcast super bowl broadcast

Everyone in Tuscon, AZ got a free 30 second peak into a porn during the superbowl this year. Usually, don’t you have to pay for this?! Zach knows about these sort of things. Supposedly Comcast may reimburse each person who saw or could have seen the image with $5. That’s what it’s worth to Comcast for corrupting your children. Nice going worst company ever.

Comcast customers in Tuscon, AZ watching the Super Bowl saw more pigskin than they bargained for when 30 seconds of a porno movie cut in to the final minutes of the big game. “I was watching the game with my family, Larry Fitzgerald scores the go ahead TD – then bam, penis,” writes reader David. A Comcastic Fight Club homage, perchance?

The clip from cable show “Club Jenna” shows a woman sitting on a couch and struggling to pull out porn actor Evan Stone’s genitalia from his pants. The pair laugh at the difficulty. Mr. Stone then jumps up and pulls his pants down and twists from side to side, slapping it against his body, and then the game comes back on.

via Comcast: Porn Interrupts Comcast Super Bowl Broadcast.

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elevator (definitely nsfw language)

Elevator

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mystery team

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superuseless superpowers

I ran across superuseless.blogspot.com today. I love it!

Left-side Levitation

With this amazingly useless power, only half of you can levitate. Which means the other half acts as an anchor. As an added un-bonus, cabs are constantly stopping for you whenever you engage your powers on the street. And as we all know, being yelled at by angry cabbies eventually leads to depression. And emo.

13th Bullet Bulletproof

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.

via superuseless superpowers.

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hi five montage

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