String of Theories » comic http://blog.stringoftheories.com snuffleupagus in pictures Sun, 11 Dec 2011 02:12:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 how about a half day? http://blog.stringoftheories.com/2009/04/23/how-about-a-half-day/ http://blog.stringoftheories.com/2009/04/23/how-about-a-half-day/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:13:58 +0000 Peter Owen http://blog.stringoftheories.com/?p=1151 half-day

How about a day off and a weekend in DC! That’s where I’m going tomorrow. Catch you on the flip side.

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parking

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santagod

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Left-side Levitation

With this amazingly useless power, only half of you can levitate. Which means the other half acts as an anchor. As an added un-bonus, cabs are constantly stopping for you whenever you engage your powers on the street. And as we all know, being yelled at by angry cabbies eventually leads to depression. And emo.

13th Bullet Bulletproof

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.

via superuseless superpowers.

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